- Prison Psychiatrist: And men?
- Woof: What do you mean...?
- Prison Psychiatrist: You have any sexual attraction towards men?
- Woof: You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?
- Prison Psychiatrist: Yeah.
- Woof: Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual, no.
- Also, I adored Jeannie's character:
Jeannie (carrying either Hud's or Woof's child): I'm not into any heavy preference trip... like who the father is. I don't care. I think they're both beautiful. Don't you?
Hud's Fiancee: But how can you not care about that? If a woman carries a child, don't you think she should know who the father is?
Jeannie: I admit that I have this dilemma. But it will be resolved real soon. It's not like a big crisis or anything. It's not like a world war. I don't know what you're so uptight about.
Hud's Fiancee: I fell in love with someone. We had a child, and we were gonna get married. That's why I'm uptight.
Jeannie: Yeah?
Hud's Fiancee: And you're holding it up!
Jeannie: I'm not holding it up. You don't see the way it is. This is really a great thing that's happened to all of us. Everybody's really happy about it. The guys are really happy. I think it would be great if you could be happy about it too.
Hud's Fiancee: You're crazy.
Jeannie: Yeah I'm crazy. We're all crazy. Let's shake on it.
- Whatever happened to free love anyhow?
- An astrologer was consulted for when the original musical ought to open on Broadway.
- Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp) welcomes the children to his factory with lyrics from the one of the songs: "Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!"
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